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  1. ProgMetal_64

    Pick something up, die, and drop something

    *picks up cell phone* *it happened to have God's phone number in the contact list, so I get electrocuted because I tried to call it* *drops studded belt*
  2. ProgMetal_64

    Pick something up, die, and drop something

    *tries to pick up panda* *dies because it was too heavy to pick up* *drops piece of paper with the meaning of life written on it*
  3. ProgMetal_64

    Pick something up, die, and drop something

    *picks up pet rock* *turns out it was possessed so it eats my soul* *drops ceiling fan*
  4. ProgMetal_64

    Pick something up, die, and drop something

    *picks up Tails doll* *dies because I looked into it's sinister eyes* *drops feather*
  5. ProgMetal_64

    Pick something up, die, and drop something

    *picks up DoomsDay cookie and takes a bite* *world implodes* *drops flash drive*
  6. ProgMetal_64

    Pick something up, die, and drop something

    *picks up phone number* *calls number, and receives a message saying "You have reached the Cell-Phone Self-Destruct Hotline, please wait." *Phone explodes in face* *drops a fried egg*
  7. ProgMetal_64

    Pick something up, die, and drop something

    *picks up hamster* *dies from over-exposure to the radiation* *drops a glass of water*
  8. ProgMetal_64

    Pick something up, die, and drop something

    *picks up zombie* *zombie eats my guts* *drops Slayer album*
  9. ProgMetal_64

    Pick something up, die, and drop something

    *looks around waiting for someone to drop something* *Earth falls on me* *drops an Eevee*
  10. ProgMetal_64

    Pick something up, die, and drop something

    *picks up Pokeball* *Pokeball blows up in my face because it was defective* *drops lava lamp*
  11. ProgMetal_64

    Pick something up, die, and drop something

    *picks up PSP* *goes to sell it but gets shot by the guy at the counter, who said, "How can you sell such an awesome handheld!?"* *drops electric guitar* (P.S. I'm not exactly the biggest PSP fan)
  12. ProgMetal_64

    Pick something up, die, and drop something

    *Picks up ballpoint pen* *Gets pen shoved down throat by random thug* *drops a football*
  13. ProgMetal_64

    Pick something up, die, and drop something

    *picks up Tailax's dead body* *dies of disgust* *drops checkbook*
  14. ProgMetal_64

    Pick something up, die, and drop something

    *picks up bucket* *tosses substance onto the street, causes a car to swerve to side and barrel over the sidewalk, hitting me* *drops a graphing calculator*
  15. ProgMetal_64

    Pick something up, die, and drop something

    *picks up lemon* *takes a bite and learns lemon is to sour, face implodes as a result* *drops a live chicken*
  16. ProgMetal_64

    Pick something up, die, and drop something

    *picks up printer* *ink spills out of printer and I slip and bust open skull on pavement* *drops Sharpie*
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